All I wanna do, is have some pun...
- What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from jail?
- A small medium at large.
- Australian Local Area Network
- A LAN down under
- Good news.. the man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
- Democracy: Your vote counts.
- Feudalism: Your Count votes
- If you're a poet who writes backwards, do you write inverse?
- Mahatma Gandhi never wore anything on his feet, and he ate so little that he developed delicate health and bad breath.
- The result was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
- Did the soldier survive the mustard gas and pepper spray attack?
- He did, he's now a seasoned veteran.
- Did you hear about the cartoonist who was attacked in his studio?
- Police say the details are sketchy.
- He said my writing was average, but I think he was just being mean.