So, breaking back into the routine slowlly..

All I wanna do, is have some pun...

• What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from jail?
• A small medium at large.
  
• Australian Local Area Network
• A LAN down under
  
• Good news.. the  man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
  
• Democracy: Your vote counts.
• Feudalism: Your Count votes
  
• If you're a poet who writes backwards, do you write inverse?
  
• Mahatma Gandhi never wore anything on his feet, and he ate so little that he developed delicate health and bad breath. 
• The result was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
  
• Did the soldier survive the mustard gas and pepper spray attack?
• He did, he's now a seasoned veteran.
  
• Did you hear about the cartoonist who was attacked in his studio?
• Police say the details are sketchy.
  
• He said my writing was average, but I think he was just being mean.

Wakka Wakka