So, breaking back into the routine slowlly..

All I wanna do, is have some pun...

  • What do you call a short fortune teller who escapes from jail?
    • A small medium at large.
  • Australian Local Area Network
    • A LAN down under
  • Good news.. the  man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
  • Democracy: Your vote counts.
  • Feudalism: Your Count votes
  • If you're a poet who writes backwards, do you write inverse?
  • Mahatma Gandhi never wore anything on his feet, and he ate so little that he developed delicate health and bad breath. 
    • The result was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
  • Did the soldier survive the mustard gas and pepper spray attack?
    • He did, he's now a seasoned veteran.
  • Did you hear about the cartoonist who was attacked in his studio?
    • Police say the details are sketchy.
  • He said my writing was average, but I think he was just being mean.

Wakka Wakka


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