N is for... Nutella Poetry

A poet I am not.. but in my adoration I am moved to verse...


.. an ode to Nutella.

Oh Nutella, you chocolatey sweet treat..
I could have used your bounty to reign my untamed tooth.
To spread you on peanut butter is always fantastique..
Why did you forsake during the years of my misspent youth?
Life is barren without your taste,
Your bottle always shining,
With no mind to cost,
For you're eagerly devoured in haste,
Then I'm set to pining,
While I weep for what was lost.



Nutella Haiku

Chocolate Brown Color
With A Hint Of Hazelnut
In My Mouth You Go



Nutella Limerick

There once was a spread name Nutella
That was loved by this middle-aged fella
With his waistband expanding..
His stomach demanding..
If it fell like rain I cut up my umbrella



Comments

  1. NUTELLA IS MY VISE!

    Gah.

    Why did you have to post this??? ;)

    *rummages through the cupboards*

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  2. Man, if I was PR for Nutella, I'd hire you as an assistant! I'm sold... ;)


    Elizabeth
    A to Z co-host

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  3. The last time I had this was when I was in Europe. Maybe you could send your poems to the company and see what happens.

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  4. Wowee. Three odes to Nutella? I must go get me some of this.

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  5. Very funny, Kevin. Who knew a sandwich spread would inspire such poetry?

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  6. This is very cool and i love Nutella, too, altho can't eat it any more. Funny.
    Karen

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